👻 Ghostwriting Agency

No One Has to Know

We ghostwrite for top startup CEOs, VPs, and VCs. That viral post they shared? We probably wrote it. But no one knows. And that’s the point.

All Your Words, Done for You, Quietly

You tried ChatGPT, Claude, and maybe Jasper?

Adorable. Those digital word vomit machines have all the personality of a DMV website. Bland, soulless, and sprinkled with enough em dashes to choke a Victorian novelist. (Did you know that Charles Dickens was paid by the word?)

What if you could tap into the creative talents of a wordsmith who doesn't write like software trained on corporate blog posts and Reddit threads?

Maybe someone who has read books written before 2020?

Someone with Mark Twain's razor wit, Hemingway's brutal honesty, and Upton Sinclair's complete disregard for making people comfortable.

It starts at the low, low price of $4,000 a month (less than your second Tesla payment), and you can finally stop sounding like everyone else on the internet.

Whether you're "building your personal brand" (translation: desperately seeking validation), churning out "thought leadership" (hot takes disguised as wisdom), or need copy that makes people buy things instead of immediately hitting the back button (even Joseph Heller liked money), we've got you covered.

What We Write:

  • LinkedIn and social media content

  • Blog posts and articles

  • Newsletters

  • Speeches

  • Whitepapers

  • Email sequences

  • Press releases

  • Bios

  • About me pages

  • More…

Get all the glory, do none of the work. It's like having a body double, but for your brain.

(It’s pretty good value prop, isn’t it?)

What People Say

"I went from posting sporadically to having a consistent voice that sounds like me, but better. My LinkedIn engagement is through the roof. Worth every penny." — VP at a SaaS Startup

"They captured my voice so well that my CMO asked who was writing my content. When I told her it was ghostwritten, she immediately wanted their contact info." — Startup CEO

"Best investment I've made for my personal brand. The content feels like it came from my brain, but was refined by someone who knows how to write." — Serial Entrepreneur & Investor

Most Popular Package

Digital Cred Builder

Get more followers. Increase your influence. Grow your brand.

  • 3 high-impact posts per week: LinkedIn and X content tailored to your voice, audience, and goals

  • Research-based: Drawn from verified, timely information

  • Custom images & graphics: Helps boost engagement

  • Done-for-you ideation, writing, and editing: You approve, we publish

  • Engagement: Sparks conversation in comments

  • Monthly analytics review: Track growth and performance

  • Support for: BlueSky and Mastodon available

Other Packages Available

Contact us to learn more.

FAQ

  • Well, that’s up to you.

    Some clients say, “I have a content team helping me.” Others just smile and say, “I’ve been writing more lately.” Most people won’t ask. They’ll just enjoy your awesome content.

  • It’s a monthly subscription that you can cancel anytime.

    Most stay for years because consistent, high-quality content compounds your growth over time.

    And we are awesome to work with.

  • Yes. While we have standard operating procedures in place, every customer’s needs are slightly different.

    If you need more posts, or want to support more platforms, or need additional long-form pieces for a special campaign or event, we’ll create a plan tailored to your goals that scales up or down with your needs.

    Great customers can be quirky, just like great creative people. We embrace both.

  • Does Post Malone use autotune? Let’s be real, we're pros and are masters of every tool in the shed. If there is an innovation out there that might give us an advantage, we want to get our hands on it.

    Here's the thing with AI. It handles the heavy lifting, like research or proofreading, while humans bring the creative magic.

  • We’ll never reveal that you’re our client, never share your content drafts, and never reuse your ideas elsewhere. NDAs are standard, and everything we write is 100% yours, forever.

    Unless you want us to. Yes, that has come up.

  • Consistency over time is the ideal scenario to get the most out of what we offer, so we prefer long-term retainers.

    That said, we do take on select one-off projects like a launch campaign, website copy overhauls, or a keynote speech, if they’re the right fit.